The RIAA is great at screwing itself
Read the TechDirt and Slashdot.
We love the Gloria Gaynor-esque suggestion by one commentator:
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking they would never let
Our plastic disc sales slide
but then Napster came along
And I had to find a way to make govn’ment cheese
And I regret
And I learned how to suck money using legaleese!
And so we’re stuck
The business has sank
I just sued my customers
And I have the legal system to thank
I should have made it competitive
I should have listened to customer woes
If I’d have known for just one second
They could force my doors to close
Go on now go
Get Hypnnotized
Just take the backcatalog now
‘Cause it’s no good in your eyes
I was the one who tried to condem
With a slice of DRM
Did you think I’d stumble?
Did you think I’d let that deal die?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I have DRM
I know I’ll stay alive
We’ve got all our bonus stock
I’ve got so much more to mock
And I’ll survive
I will survive, hey hey
